St. Patrick’s Day has long been celebrated in the U.S. as a day to wear green, drink beer and celebrate Irish culture – or at least Irish music and a few stereotypes. But what if St. Patrick’s Day in Boulder could be about more than silly hats and bar crawls? Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
First, instead of focusing on beer and spirits, we need to find the true spirit of the holiday with a careful, educated analysis of the facts…
Leprechauns have a pot of gold, not a beer of gold or even a schläger of gold. They also wear green and smoke pipes.
Our thorough analysis completed, it becomes clear that St. Patrick’s Day isn’t about drinking at all. It is a celebration of pot (of gold), green and the smoking of pipes. But, with this new and clearly more accurate understanding of the holiday, you may not be sure about things to do in Boulder or how to celebrate this March 17th.
The following 8 tips have been developed by scientists from around the world – or so we assume – and can help you find your pot (of gold) and make this a green St. Patrick’s Day.
1. Eat a Rainbow (of Edibles)
Karing Kind is Boulder’s first recreational marijuana dispensary, and we stock a wide range of edibles, from chocolates, cookies and beverages to colorful candies, gummies and suckers. Create your own edible rainbow and eat your way to a good St. Patrick’s Day.Whenever consuming marijuana edibles, you should exercise caution and can better control your high by giving each dose or serving up to two hours to take effect before consuming more.
2. Find a Pot of Golden Goat
We don’t sell pots of gold, but we do offer the original, classic Golden Goat. This smooth, citric sativa delivers a soaring head high, making it a great fit for parties and helping you navigate intoxicated pub-goers with a smile on your face.
3. You Can Drink If You Want To
You can’t spell “scotch” without THC… except, you know, the letters are in a different order. If drinking has always been your favorite part of St. Patrick’s Day, you can stock up for the 17th by shopping our selection of infused drinks. As with edibles, you should always follow recommended serving suggestions when consuming marijuana infused drinks and give each dose time to take effect. Infused drinks should not be used for drinking games as the pace and competition can lead to over-consumption and cause significant discomfort or distress that may require medical attention.
4. Don’t Smoke Clovers
Sure, smoking clovers sounds like a great way to combine your love of smoking with your favorite St. Patrick’s Day symbol. But, unless you enjoy feeling ill and regretting your decisions, we wouldn’t recommend it. At Karing Kind, we offer a wide selection of organic, chemical-free Sativa, Indica and Hybrid strains, including Deathstar, Sour Diesel, Sour Kush and Platinum Lotus.
5. Visit Conor O’Niell’s for the “World’s Shortest St. Patrick’s Day Parade”
Covering only two blocks, Conor O’Niell’s has long boasted the world’s shortest St. Patrick’s Day parade. And, while there are several other cities – including one in Ireland – that make the same claim, driving a few minutes in Boulder seems easier and cheaper than flying across the Atlantic Ocean. And, while you’re out, you can stop by Karing Kind to look through our stock of organic strains and beautiful, locally made glass pipes.
6. Smoke with a Domer
Whether you love or hate the Fighting Irish of Notre Dame, finding a “Domer” to smoke with can serve as an effective substitute if you don’t have any friends who are actually Irish. Be advised that he or she will ask if you own Rudy at least twice.
7. Create a Shillelagh Bong
No, it won’t be easy. But, if you are successful, you will officially win St. Patrick’s Day.
8. Banish Things that Aren’t There
You may have heard the legend that St. Patrick banished the snakes from Ireland. But, naturalists agree, there were never any snakes in Ireland for St. Patrick to banish. So, in the spirit of St. Patrick, every time you take a hit, banish something that isn’t there. Your roommate’s at work? Wrong, you banished him. You ran out of waffles? Nope. You banished the last of them this morning. Remember to visit Karing Kind to stock up before the holiday or you might accidentally end up banishing your supply of marijuana.
9. Enjoy Happy Hour
Happy hour isn’t just for cheap beers and appetizers anymore. Stop by Karing Kind between 7-10p every weekday for our happy hour, where you can find reduced prices on pre-rolled joints, including strain-specific and infused joints.
Karing Kind is located just off of US-36, one mile north of Broadway, open daily from 10a to 10p. While we carry a variety of strains, concentrates and edibles, inventory and stock levels fluctuate from week to week and month to month. Check our menu and follow us on Facebook and Twitter for an up-to-date list of edibles, concentrates and buds available now.